Tax return

[ply64post]

2012 Tax Return


I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

 

[moparsteve636]

I think you pretty well covered all of them!

 

[snakeyes]

:icon_thumright:

 

[73frostmistsatellite]

.....and here comes an audit.:homework:

 

[snakeoil24]

I think we added another million leaches in the last 2 weeks.

 

[tracy]

thats is so
true

 

[jessipup]

Apperently you forgot Shell oil, Nascar and the F35 joint strike force fighter @ One Million, Three Hundred, Fifty Thousand dollars EACH. For a projected total of 1.5 TRILLION Dollars and the dam thing still don't work, years and years after it was promised to be in production, at a cost of less than Half of that.
Now that is a dependant

 

[MoparCain]

Dont forget about the bailouts.

 

[HT413]

You forgot the President and his wife. Hawaii aint cheap ya know.

 

[TheSwede]

Yes but they sold (fake competiton) that plane to some stupid Norwegians when they could have a better performing swedish made quality product (JAS-39NG) for less cost...
Politics...
http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/f35-lightning-ii-faces-continued-dogfights-in-norway-03034/

JAS 39: https://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/the-jas39-gripen-swedens-4th-generation-wild-card-02401/

Apperently you forgot Shell oil, Nascar and the F35 joint strike force fighter @ One Million, Three Hundred, Fifty Thousand dollars EACH. For a projected total of 1.5 TRILLION Dollars and the dam thing still don't work, years and years after it was promised to be in production, at a cost of less than Half of that.
Now that is a dependant