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Texting gone wrong

kiwigtx

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Text from daughter to mum:
Hello mum, need some advice. I have some of my boyfriend’s cum stuck in my hair, how do I get it out, will I have to cut it out?

Text from mum to daughter:
It's nice you can send me such an open and frank text, No you won't have to cut it out, I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out. ***

Daughter back to mum:
Oh My God.... I meant to spell GUM!
 
I did this a couple weeks ago when I was telling my buddy I ordered a centre section from Dr. Diff... I told him I sent it to my buddy's "addy" but it autocorrected with "sexy" so in turn it looked like I called my buddy sexy... Be living that one down for a while! lol
 
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