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Subject: 13 Times in History
There are only thirteen times in history when the F-word was considered
acceptable for use in otherwise polite conversation. They are as follows:
1. "What the f*** do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
2. "What the F*** was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
3. "Where did all these f***ing Indians come from?" -- Gen. Armstrong Custer, 1877.
4. "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938.
5. "It does so f***ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926.
6. "How the f*** did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
7. "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566.
8. "Where the f*** am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937.
9. "Scattered f***ing showers, my ***!" -- Noah, 4314 B.C.
10. "I drank f***ing what?!?!" -- Socrates, 469 BC.
11. "Mary, I hate this f***ing theatre." -- Abraham Lincoln, April 15, 1865.
12. "Let them eat f***ing cake." -- Marie Antoinette, 1791.
13. "What's the f***ing score? -- Peyton Manning, 2014
Subject: 13 Times in History
There are only thirteen times in history when the F-word was considered
acceptable for use in otherwise polite conversation. They are as follows:
1. "What the f*** do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
2. "What the F*** was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
3. "Where did all these f***ing Indians come from?" -- Gen. Armstrong Custer, 1877.
4. "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938.
5. "It does so f***ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926.
6. "How the f*** did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
7. "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566.
8. "Where the f*** am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937.
9. "Scattered f***ing showers, my ***!" -- Noah, 4314 B.C.
10. "I drank f***ing what?!?!" -- Socrates, 469 BC.
11. "Mary, I hate this f***ing theatre." -- Abraham Lincoln, April 15, 1865.
12. "Let them eat f***ing cake." -- Marie Antoinette, 1791.
13. "What's the f***ing score? -- Peyton Manning, 2014