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A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
The guy ponders some more and then says "OK, then, I want to die after Congress balances the budget and eliminates the national debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie....
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
The guy ponders some more and then says "OK, then, I want to die after Congress balances the budget and eliminates the national debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie....
