The official FBBO drunk random thread...

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[MoparMitch]

..

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Oh

 

[Cman]

[video=youtube;zKtoTxltN5I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKtoTxltN5I[/video]

 

[Cornpatch MO]

I find that when I get this bad, it is much easier to crawl ! .......................MO

 

[69a100]

These 2 drunks are walking along the railroad tracks.
One drunk says to the other. "Man, this is the longest stair case I've ever climbed."
The other drunk says. "It's not that, it's this low hand rail that's killing me."

 

[MarPar]

69 GTXer...great vid

[video=youtube;DdeQ7iwf-_4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdeQ7iwf-_4[/video]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[MarPar]

 

[MarPar]

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[Xp29h]

Had to add this one.. Just about every one of his videos would work!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y

 

[Bruzilla]

My favorite DRUNKEX story is still one an old CPO told me. He was on a det to NAS Adak, Alaska, and was at the enlisted club getting trashed. He felt like he was straight enough to drive back to the barrack, so he carefully goes out to the truck he was driving, gets in, starts it up, and starts driving. He said he was terrified of getting stopped by base security so he paid close attention to his speedometer the whole way so he wouldn't get stopped for speeding.

He said he had been driving for quite a while when he heard a knocking sound to his left, and he freaked when he saw a guy standing outside the window of his moving truck and knocking on his window! He hit the brakes, rolled down the window, and yelled at the guy, demanding to know why the Hell he was running alongside a moving vehicle like that.

The guy turned out to be from base security, and what had happened was Chief had driven about three feet and into a snow bank, and the wheels were turning on the ice so the speedo was showing he was moving when he wasn't going anywhere. The cop had been watching him sit there and slowly spin the wheels for close to ten minutes while he was laughing his *** off, then he came over to let Chief know he wasn't going anywhere. The cop was nice enough not to cite him because he hadn't actually driven anywhere, and he just drove him to the barrack and dropped him off.

 

[MarPar]

lmao!!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[MarPar]

lol damn drunks!!

 

[kiwigtx]

:VB toast::VB toast::VB toast::rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[Lets Roll]

 

[Dieselholic]

I've seen Eric Church a few times and it's always great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usGv0gB2zEU

 

[steve817]

Subway

 

[Dieselholic]

A couple more of my favorite drinking songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6WC_QxYpLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl-htrgNKfA