The old cow....

[cr8crshr]

> >> >> Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at
> >> > night hits it head on and the car comes to a stop.
> >> >> The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to
> >> >> the chauffeur, "Get out and check on that poor cow--you were driving."
> >> >>
> >> >> So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is
> >> > dead but it appeared to be very old.
> >> >>
> >> >> 'Well,' says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the
> >> > farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"
> >> >>
> >> >> Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full
> >> > belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.
> >> >> "My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.
> >> >>
> >> >> The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his
> >> >> best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for
> >> >> a king, and the daughter made love to me."
> >> >
> >> >> "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
> >> >>
> >> >> "Well, I just knocked on the door..........and, when it opened, I
> >> > said to them, 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
> >> >>:toothy12::laughing6::toothy12::laughing6::toothy12::laughing6::toothy12:

 

[snakeyes]

:yaayy:

 

[george68hemirr]

Good one

 

[HT413]

Lmao, thats some funny chit right there

 

[696969]

You want Nancy Pelosi jokes? Come to the B Body forums!

 

[Runner 68]

Bwahhhahhhahhahhhahaha.
Good stuff.