The priest and a rabbi

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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an
airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it
still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

The rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and
tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while
later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirement
of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, " Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the
flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about five
minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

 

[iowaguy]

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.


The bartender says "is this some kind of joke?"