Two blondes are filling up at a petrol station and the first
blonde
says to the second, "I bet these awful fuel prices are
going to go even
higher."
The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I
always put in just
$10 worth."
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One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and
found her sobbing
convulsively.
"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was
pressing your suit and I burned a
big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember
that I bought an extra pair of
trousers for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did,"
said Jill, drying her eyes. "I
used them to patch the hole."
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde
said, "Look at
that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says,
"Where?"
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A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't
sure how many rolls
of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde
friend from next
door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were
identical in
size.
"Buffy," she said, "How many rolls of
wallpaper did you buy for your
bedroom?"
"Ten," said Buffy.
So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job,
but she had 2
rolls leftover. "Buffy," she said. "I bought
ten rolls of wallpaper for the
bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!"
"Yes," said Buffy. "So did I."
