The Urinal Is Too High:

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The Urinal Is Too
High:
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th
graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the
local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the
supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to
see the horses.
When it was time to take the
children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one
teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the
boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out
and told her that none of them could reach
the urinal.
Having no choice, she went
inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys
up one by one, holding on to their little
'wee-wees' to direct the flow
away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy,
she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to
show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the 5th
grade."
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm
riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but
I appreciate your help."