The way I want it

[Mike67]

I've told.my wife to donate my body to science, maybe they can use something even though most of it has been abused in one way or another. I'm also an organ donor.
I do not want my family to pay for a funeral, the universities will usually provide the family with some cremated remains once they get what they want.
I told them to go to a lake/river in the hill country and have a party. I don't want a bunch of sad people hanging around, but want family & friends to celebrate a victory. Maybe they find one or two things to mention that was good....

 

[joe smith]

I've told.my wife to donate my body to science, maybe they can use something even though most of it has been abused in one way or another. I'm also an organ donor.
I do not want my family to pay for a funeral, the universities will usually provide the family with some cremated remains once they get what they want.
I told them to go to a lake/river in the hill country and have a party. I don't want a bunch of sad people hanging around, but want family & friends to celebrate a victory. Maybe they find one or two things to mention that was good....

Cook me and toss the ashes in the dumpster.....

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

Got my plot, little 1sq mile town next town over: box me, drop me and enjoy the 1970s Scotch and bottles of stashed Jack!! I'll be partying down in Davey Jones' locker!! If you hold viewing & funeral, NO LIFE INS PAYMENT!! 4 grandkids get pension & annuity from the union. It's willed that way. (Divorced, ex gets NOTHING!!!)

 

[Richard Cranium]

Cook me and toss the ashes in the dumpster.....

How about in the grille?