THEOREM: Every horse...

[DeltaV]

THEOREM
Every horse has an infinite number of legs.

PROOF
At the back a horse has two legs, and at the front a horse has fore legs.
So the total number of legs on any horse is two plus fore = six, an even
number. But six is an odd number of legs for a horse to have! Hence we
have shown that a horse has a number of legs that is both even and odd.
The only number that is both even and odd is infinity, therefore a horse
must have an infinite number of legs. End of proof.

 

[Bb70charger500]

Sounds logical!

 

[Bb70charger500]

Also it's on the internet must be legit!

 

[DeltaV]

Also it's on the internet must be legit!

It was around decades before the internet became infamous.

 

[kiwigtx]

 

[gkent]

That's the same logic that politicians apply to budgets and taxation.

 

[JB400]

Before a golfer hits the ball, they yell Fore!!!! He only hits one ball, so where are the other 3?

 

[68gtxman]

 

[GetX'd]

Hey Delta - time to slow down on that wacky weed ..... lol