therapy

[moparstuart]

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.





It's Called...THERAPY Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

 

[Al K]

Damn right,Life is too short! As a reknowned prankster(which includes being an instigator,enabler,or outright participant-hey,somebody's got to do it)),you have to be on guard for retribution-and be a damn fine sport about it! When I was on Trades,you learned early in your apprenticeship to ALWAYS watch what was going on around you. Tradesmen are not like the other children;their pranks are well-thought out and planned. Some serious effort went into some of the ones I saw,was involved in,and had pulled on myself.
One of the cardinal rules was to never pull a stunt on your journeyman-show him up,in other words-as there could be hell to pay. You also warned your "teacher" of impending doom brought on by "well-meaning" friends of his/hers. You did NOT participate in pranks against you teacher,either. In our place,you rotated Journeymen and newbies,so you could have a great J-man for one period,and a total a-hole the next. Luck of the draw. I was lucky;with one exception,all my J-men(and -women) were great people and great instructors in the ways of Skilled Trades. I thank them all!

Stuart,I'd love to try #4 in my factory(I have a couple of other prankster friends who run the coffe pots...);but the results could be catastrophic. No-o-o-o,you DON'T take caffeine away from autoworkers-you could die from pulling a stunt like that. Seriously,you could.

 

[MarPar]

:rolling::rolling::rolling: