enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don't
and are always
seen with a bottle of water
in their hand
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria"
In a number of carefully controlled trials ,
scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli,
(E.. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop annually.
However
We do NOT run that risk
when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through
a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid
than to drink water
and be full of ****
VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE
DRINK A LOT OF WATER
WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .
There is no need to thank me for
this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
as the Romans said: IN VINO VERITAS (in wine there is truth)
and those who don't
and are always
seen with a bottle of water
in their hand
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria"
In a number of carefully controlled trials ,
scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli,
(E.. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop annually.
However
We do NOT run that risk
when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through
a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid
than to drink water
and be full of ****
VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE
DRINK A LOT OF WATER
WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .
There is no need to thank me for
this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
as the Romans said: IN VINO VERITAS (in wine there is truth)
