tooth brush

[moparstuart]

HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog ****!"

Then I would say,"It is dog ****. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."

 

[SUPERSTOCKRACER]

i doubt it very much that the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia, because if it was invented there it would have been called the Teethbrush.

 

[Endangered Species]

That is freaking hysterical!!!!!!

I really like the last sentence

 

[iraqivet01]

i doubt it very much that the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia, because if it was invented there it would have been called the Teethbrush.

No it was invented in WV. and they called it a tooth brush because that all they have is a tooth.
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[PDFROGMAN]

this one could be my favorite "little johnny" joke
sad part is the last sentence is true

 

[scotts74birds]

I'll ask my wife..." Hey! sis!.. is that funny?"

 

[SUPERSTOCKRACER]

No it was invented in WV. and they called it a tooth brush because that all they have is a tooth.
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your definitely right. i blew it. the tooth brush was DEFINITELY invented in west virginia if it was invented anywhere else in the usa, it would have been called the teethbrush.

my dad confirmed it because when he was younger, he dated the hottest girl i have ever seen in my life.
what a arm piece, only thing he said was" honey, please dont smile at the camera", you'll ruin the picture. i think he said she was missing about 6 teeth!

 

[Drifter]

You missed the part where congress only gives him one bristle at a time. Hard to clean the taste out of your mouth when the people who took the dump in the bowl will do anything to make sure you keep eating the same thing year after year. Wait this is a joke section...uhhh Why did the chicken cross the aisle? To finally get something done instead of just collecting a check!