TSA Pat Down

[cr8crshr]

As we enter the Holiday Season we need to appreciate what the TSA does to keep the lines moving. Enjoy...




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[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[5.7 hemi]

That pat down would need to happen behind closed doors with no cameras!

 

[ws23jrt]

How does one test/check for implant IEDs? It looks like she could be carrying four large ones.

 

[dadsbee]

More liable to be carrying STD's, but I see what you're saying....

 

[kiwigtx]

How does one test/check for implant IEDs? It looks like she could be carrying four large ones.

As opposed to LED's...they are small and unobtrusive, yet very bright.
That example looks over-sized, obnoxious and probably quite dim.

 

[MOPOWER871]

 

[oldbee]

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There goes ‘pops’ again!!

 

[oldbee]

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What is that? Turn your head and cough?!!

 

[ws23jrt]

I was detained once by TSA for a "groin anomaly" picked up from the x-ray scanner. (It was a hernia that I since had repaired).
I was just short of a -drop the pants- inspection when the lead inspector guy (the third person to be called for my case) came in close and said he believed me (with his gloved feel) and would allow me to board the plane but asked me to not let him down.
I swallowed hard and tried to hold my first thought of something to say to him. It would have been--I promise to not drop this plane with my exploding hernia so you will not lose your job over letting me pass.

BTW while I was detained I was told that large "groin anomalies" were much more common with males.--Hmm imagine that.

 

[Brandy]

I better not try to board a plane then....

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Still at the TSA





















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