Rocketman
Well-Known Member
Man walks into patent office and sit a bushel of apples on the counter declaring he wants a patent. The clerk claims "You can't patent apples, there are everywhere and a natural fruit"
The man tosses the clerk an apple and says take a bite. The clerk bites the apple and exclaims " Wow, that taste like a Big Mac" The man says "Turn it around" the clerk does and takes another bite "Wow that taste like french fries"!
The man tosses another one to clerk "Try this one". The clerk takes a bite:
"Wow that taste like fillet mignon"
The man says "Turn it around". Clerk takes another bite " Wow twice baked potato"
The man says " I have one that taste like that first pussy you ever ate" and tosses the clerk an apple.
The clerk exclaims " this taste like ****" the man yells "Turn it AROUND!
The man tosses the clerk an apple and says take a bite. The clerk bites the apple and exclaims " Wow, that taste like a Big Mac" The man says "Turn it around" the clerk does and takes another bite "Wow that taste like french fries"!
The man tosses another one to clerk "Try this one". The clerk takes a bite:
"Wow that taste like fillet mignon"
The man says "Turn it around". Clerk takes another bite " Wow twice baked potato"
The man says " I have one that taste like that first pussy you ever ate" and tosses the clerk an apple.
The clerk exclaims " this taste like ****" the man yells "Turn it AROUND!
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