Officer Higgins
Well-Known Member
3 guys were driving to a car show, when the chevy that was just repaired broke down on a country road,leaving them walking again. The guys noticed a huge house on the hillside and decided to go ask for help. Upon reaching the house a severe storm was approaching. The beautiful woman who answered the door asked them in and to stay the night and get car repaired again it the morning. The woman asked her butler igor to take them to three separate rooms for the evening. The first man who was a Chevy owner was awakened at 2 a.m. And was told to follow the beautiful woman and igor to the great room.in the great room were 20 of the most beautiful women the man had ever seen. He was instructed to strip naked, and if he could walk past all 20 without getting a hardon he would be free to leave,if not he would be killed forcibly he was sent on his task.. He made it to the 5th one and bam harder then Chinese arithmetic. The woman asked what his father did fir a living, he said butcher.. The woman called on igor.. to bring her a butcher's knife she then Cut his dick off with a butcher's knife. The next fellow a life long ford owner was awakened at 3am to the same fate, he made it to the 12th woman. The beautiful host asked what his father did for a living he replied he was a lumberjack... She summoned igor to bring her a saw to cut his dick off with. by now the third gentlemen a mopar man had heard the screams of death and couldn't sleep. He was greeted by the gorgeous woman at 5 am. He was instructed to strip and walk past all twenty naked ladies without an erection and you free to go. He made it to the 19th woman. The beautiful woman host asked the mopar gentleman who was naturally hung like a horse... What did your father do for employment... The man said honey the jokes on you.. My father was a lollipop salesman.. Now you got to suck mine off.
