Vaginal tuck

[chtampa]

And he has a chance to get ahead.

Do you think that is where "Briss Tea" comes from?

Back to the original post, I find myself craving a French Dip Sandwich.

 

[kiwigtx]

Along the lines of the little boy who was born with no eye lids. They took his circumcised foreskin and made them. Now he's a little "cockeyed".

....but think of the foresight he will have.

 

[chtampa]

Dated this girl that had an accident and had to wear an glass eye and she liked to have sex in that socket. She said she would always keep her eye out for me!

 

[kiwigtx]

Dated this girl that had an accident and had to wear an glass eye and she liked to have sex in that socket. She said she would always keep her eye out for me!

Police just knocked on the door of a young woman who was sexually assaulted....she still had semen in her eyes. A Police spokesman said it is highly likely she saw her attacker coming.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Police just knocked on the door of a young woman who was sexually assaulted....she still had semen in her eyes. A Police spokesman said it is highly likely she saw her attacker coming.

Why would someone give me a red X? Hopefully it was just a case of fat fingers.

 

[MOPOWER871]

A penguin on vacation was driving his car down the road, when all of a sudden the car started slipping in and out of gear and he seen smoke and the smell of tranny fluid. He noticed a repair shop across the street and pulled in. He asked the mechanic if he could take a look at his car. the mechanic replied There's an ice cream polor next door. If you want to chill while i'm working on your car. So the penguin goes and get some ice cream. being a penguin he has a hard time handling the vanilla ice cream cone with them small flippers and was getting it all over his face. About an hour has gone bye and he decided to go check on his car. He asked the mechanic if he found out what was wrong with his car, the mechanic replied it looks like you blew a seal.the penguin reply oh no that's just ice cream.

 

[kiwigtx]

Why would someone give me a red X? Hopefully it was just a case of fat fingers.

Fat fingers would put the stitches on the vaginal tuck to the test.

 

[chtampa]

Police just knocked on the door of a young woman who was sexually assaulted....she still had semen in her eyes. A Police spokesman said it is highly likely she saw her attacker coming.

I now only buy camouflaged condoms so they can't see you cumming. Before that I always used my condoms over and over, she said I was a cheap ******.

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[NJRR]

Rabbi performs circumcisions and just gets paid in tips.

And the poor kid couldn't walk for a year !!!

 

[NJRR]

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After Tommy got better, he was playing pirate one day.
An old man watching said " Hey Tommy, what are you doing?"
Tommy said " I'm playing pirate!!"
The old man asked " Where are your buccanears? "
Tommy replied " They're on my buckin head !!!!"

 

[kiwigtx]

A preacher was standing at the bar and have sly sex with the woman in front of him. The bartender looked over and told him he had to stop immediately, or he would be thrown out of the bar.

The Preacher looks at the bartender and says....."But I'm Pastor Flapps!"

The bartender replied with...."I don't care how far in you are ....you have to quit that right now."

 

[khryslerkid]

Billy and his friends stop by Joey's house. Mom comes to the door and they ask if Joey can come out to play. Mom replies, "you know Joey doesn't have any arms or legs." Billy says, "yeah we know, we just want to use him for home plate."

 

[kiwigtx]

I was down at the beach a bit earlier today, and I saw a Muslim family at the pier. The father fell in the water, and was thrashing around calling out for help. Being the conscientious guy that I am, I immediately contacted the Emergency Services.

I just hope I haven't wasted a postage stamp.

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[kiwigtx]

Horse walks into a Bar.....Barman says "Why the long face?"

 

[khryslerkid]

Horse walks into a Bar.....Barman says "Why the long face?"

That one is older than you! Lol

 

[Slap Stick]

Then there was the rabbi who made billfolds out of foreskin. They cost $2000 each.
If you are wondering why so much it takes a long time to get enough to make a wallet.

Plus if you rub them just right they become a suitcase.

 

[BDF6]

I was wondering where I should post this.

Thank you Mr. Cranium!

 

[kiwigtx]

One for @polywideblock ....he'll get it