Coyoteduster
Well-Known Member
A southern gentleman went to Las Vegas .
Sitting in a cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said
quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade
y'all to give me a piece of ***?"
"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!", gasped
the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and said,
"Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow
here right now so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there
be anything else?"
"Why yes, replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what
y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all.
But where ah come from in Alabama , we lack our bourbon real
cold, so ah still need a piece of *** for mah drink."
Sitting in a cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said
quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade
y'all to give me a piece of ***?"
"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!", gasped
the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and said,
"Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow
here right now so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there
be anything else?"
"Why yes, replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what
y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all.
But where ah come from in Alabama , we lack our bourbon real
cold, so ah still need a piece of *** for mah drink."
