moparstuart
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A precious little girl walks into a Petsmart shop and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you thell widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that
cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice:
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you thell widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that
cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice:
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
