Wal-Mart greeter

[69 Runner]

Sooooooo, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.' 'Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.


'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work:edgy:

 

[1976_newport]

Sooooooo, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.' 'Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.


'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work:edgy:

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man i will give u that one........if its tru i wish i was there

 

[Deleted member 214]

True story. I was standing in line at McD's behind an older lady and a kid about 12 or so. The cashier asked the lady what she wanted and the kid cut in front yelling "I was here first! She cut in front of me!" The casher rolled her eyes which got the kid yelling even more. The brat got his ice cream cone and was smirking his way back to his table when I said "Hey, aren't you the poster child for Planned Parenthood?" and walked out. He looked at me kinda confused. I was in the car backing out when he finally realized what I had said. The look on his faced when it dawned on him he had been dissed royally - priceless!!!!!

 

[Chris-Turbo]

Rofl