What would your Fortune Cookies Say?

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Dave6T4]

Woman who slide down bannister have no hair, by crackie.

 

[ESOXER]

I was always told to end those with "in bed". Then they get really funny.

 

[Cranky]

I was always told to end those with "in bed". Then I get really funny.

Woman who slide down bannister have no hair, by crackie "in bed"?.

 

[chtampa]

A man walks up and puts it in. A real man puts it in and walks up.

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

If it’s wet it was more then a fart

 

[Cliff Ramsdell]

Mine?? At work it would say “Your a bigger asset than asshole”

Cliff Ramsdell

 

[F4R/T]

Grab your ankles Biden wants more taxes and your old Mopars to crush.
That would be my luck ...

 

[Brandy]

" American who believe he free, is dreaming, wake up now.."

 

[MarPar]

That wasn't chicken dumbass......

 

[chargervert]

"You are most unfortunate " lol!

 

[theman440]

Eat **** and die.

 

[oldkimmer]

We were out for Chinese food. When the owner asked me what my fortune cookie said I told him Idt I should say it out loud. He said, naw it’s all good. So I said out loud so everyone could hear me: free food for everyone. Lol. He didn’t think that was funny. We had printed it out on a piece of paper b4 hand. Kim

 

[440 Charger]

Don't need any fortune cookie telling me I ain't gonna get married again

Damn I may get married again lol.

 

[440 Charger]

"It does not matter how slowly you go....so long as you do not stop."

The never stop is a great thing .

 

[Dave6T4]

Try please, Soup Special; Cream of Sum Yung Gi.

 

[440 Charger]

Tom Kaw and more.

 

[65Bel]

 

[NJRR]

Just got this one.

 

[Cranky]

That wasn't chicken dumbass......

Here kitty kitty kitty....