1970GTX
Well-Known Member
When you are over sixty
who cares?? ..............
This female looked at my beer belly last night
and sarcastically said, "Is that bitter or lager?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really"she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling
she began to lose patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick
dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile,
"Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely!
Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
When you are over
sixty who cares?
who cares?? ..............
This female looked at my beer belly last night
and sarcastically said, "Is that bitter or lager?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really"she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling
she began to lose patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over
sixty who cares?
***********
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick
dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile,
"Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely!
Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
When you are over
sixty who cares?