Who is head of your houshold?

[Coyoteduster]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines:

"One line for the men who were true heads of their own household,"
"And the other line for the men who were dominated by their women."

"I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100
miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their own
household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves;
I created you to be the head of your household!"
"You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God then turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only
one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

 

[Riverdawg]

I read this because my wife told me to. LOL

 

[Bb70charger500]

I'm in charge if she don't like it she can leave . And she knows this (I tell her all the time) for some reason she hasn't left yet .

 

[monaco66coupe]

I am totally in charge! Until Informed otherwise! (40 years of marriage, I love her to the end)

 

[roadrunnerman]

I asked my wife one time if I was the HOH and she said " yes dear, you are ". The rest of the day she would snicker every time she saw me. Don't remember telling her anything funny.