Women only call me Ugly until they find out how much Money I make....
(Then they call me Ugly and Poor...)
I broke my index finger last week.... On the other hand, I am okay.....
How does Moses make his coffee ????? Hebrews it....
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 ????? Aye Matey...
Why should you never date a tennis player ??????
(Love means nothing to them....)
Why does a chicken coop have two (2) doors ????!
(Because if it had four (4) doors, it would be called a chicken sedan....)
(Then they call me Ugly and Poor...)
I broke my index finger last week.... On the other hand, I am okay.....
How does Moses make his coffee ????? Hebrews it....
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 ????? Aye Matey...
Why should you never date a tennis player ??????
(Love means nothing to them....)
Why does a chicken coop have two (2) doors ????!
(Because if it had four (4) doors, it would be called a chicken sedan....)
