Whores and Hockey Players

[Auggie56]

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce . The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to & find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here.

Where are you from, son?'

Canada , sir,' the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Canada ?' the manager asked. The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.'

Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada.'

No ****?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?

 

[69Bee]

 

[gkent]

When cursing someone in Quebec the english will often refer to someone as a "son of a whore". The reason for this is that when the french troops occupied Quebec back in the 1600's it was reported back to the King of France that the troops were not "happy campers" due to lack of nookie. So the King ordered the best looking prostitutes in France be rounded up and sent to Quebec to keep the troops happy. Many of them married and produced offspring who would be called "sons of whores" by the english.

So if you ever wonder why the best looking women in North America are the French Canadian women in Quebec, its because of their roots.

 

[PeteBell68]

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce . The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to & find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here.

Where are you from, son?'

Canada , sir,' the boy replied. 'Well, why did you leave Canada ?' the manager asked. The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.'

Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada.'

No ****?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?

We call them puck Hawgs - lol

 

[snakeyes]

 

[PeteBell68]

Also hockey pigs - they wait outside the change rooms

 

[CHARGERSTEVEN]

If you don't do it someone else will n it's one you missed n won't get back