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Why is it that chicks dig Santa???

Good opportunity for me to post my favorite Christmas song again. Santa Baby by actress Alicia Witt.

 
I sent this story out to my friends a few days ago.

I was leaving King Soopers, (Dillions in Kansas) and I saw this beautifully restored early 50's Chevy truck. It was painted red and had a bunch of greenery, maybe Christmas trees in the back. I was surprised a truck this nice was out on a snowy day. As the truck passed in front of me turning into the supermarket to my surprise, I see it's Santa driving. I thought well that makes sense because this whole setup looks like a Christmas card. I give Santa the thumbs up and he's looking at me and pointing back and forth from himself to me and I finally got it. With my white hair going past my shoulders now, he thinks we look alike. It was kind of cool but kind of like, wait, what, I look like Santa?
 
I think Santa is cool,he call it like he sees it,like when he called those three chicks what they really are HO HO HO! He also put their sweet asses right on the naughty list where they belong!
 
Chicks dig him because he has stamina.
He comes down chimneys all night.

Maybe it's because he has all those gifts.
 
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