Why the Tip of the Measuring Tape Wiggles?

[Dibbons]

It's supposed to.

https://www.thisoldhouse.com/tools/21015038/what-makes-it-wiggle

 

[toolmanmike]

Inside and outside measurement

 

[DeltaV]

With shaking hands and poor eyesight I mark using a blunt piece of chalk and cut with a hatchet.

 

[68gtxman]

With shaking hands and poor eyesight I mark using a blunt piece of chalk and cut with a hatchet.

You’re supposed to measure with a micrometer when cutting with an axe my friend!

 

[Richard Cranium]

I use my Johnson to measure. 3" X 4 = a foot.

 

[Lionized]

I use my Johnson to measure. 3" X 4 = a foot.

 

[Johnpat]

Not very big around but it sure is short

 

[Geetex]

I use my Johnson to measure. 3" X 4 = a foot.

It's only 3" but most women say that's wide enough.

 

[Kern Dog]

I don't want to know the broad that needs it to be three inches wide....

 

[Geetex]

I don't want to know the broad that needs it to be three inches wide....

 

[eldubb440]

if you wiggle it more than 3 times. you're playing with it

 

[moparsaver]

 

[Kern Dog]

if you wiggle it more than 3 times. you're playing with it

 

[Slap Stick]

Mine may not be twelve inches but it smells like a foot.

 

[beanhead]

A girlfriend and I were getting ready to do it and she said, 'ha who do think you're gonna please with that!?' and I pointed at myself and said, 'ME!'

 

[kiwigtx]

It's only 3" but most women say that's wide enough.

Sounds more like a Tuna can.

 

[kiwigtx]

What's wrong with wiggles ????

 

[Dave6T4]

Inside and outside measurement

Measure once, cuss twice.

 

[toolmanmike]

Measure once, cuss twice.

I cut it off twice and it was still too short.

 

[dadsbee]

..is there any end to this stupidity...