Windows Calling

[AMX364]

Got the best answer yet for those pesky fake calls. Have tried saying I have Linux, takes too long till that time. Last call, I asked where they were calling from, they said California. Then asked what time it was there. Got quite then hung up. Fast and simple, pass along!

 

[bschomske]

I just say "sorry he has just passed away"..learned that one from Dad..Who has passed away...

 

[mmissile]

I always have them hold-on....while I get the door. Then I go about what I was doing.

 

[MarPar]

I dont even bother anymore. they start yakkin, and I just hang up. I dont even utter a word. lol

 

[khryslerkid]

I like asking "can you give me your number and I'll call you back". They'll reply with, "we don't give out our number". And I'll say "I don't either" and hang up on them.

 

[khryslerkid]

I dont even bother anymore. they start yakkin, and I just hang up. I dont even utter a word. lol

Lol, I take it one step farther and just leave the phone lie there without hanging up.

 

[oldbee]

If I don't recognize the number from my 'favorites' I just let it ring, annoying but I can live with it.

 

[Funship32]

My wife just calls them a bunch of mutherf**kers and tells them to f**k off. Rather fun to watch.

 

[Daves69]

If I don't know the caller I hit the manual answer on the fax.

 

[kiwigtx]

My wife just calls them a bunch of mutherf**kers and tells them to f**k off. Rather fun to watch.

That's pretty much how I deal with them also, except I tell them to go and F*** themselves as well.

 

[Ranger16]

Those guys from "Vindows" are so stupid and easy to screw with. I enjoy wasting as much of their time as I can.

 

[polywideblock]

"go and rape an ape" gets them quite flustered

 

[Brandy]

I just wait for 10 seconds and out of the blue . off to the side,say, " NO, NOOO...Frankie, chop off the OTHER leg, yeah that one, he'll fit in the drum easier that way...". Then back to the phone,..."Who is this again?'" Works every time.

 

[440RUSH]

I always start screaming in the phone like I can't hear them.

 

[Ranger16]

It's also fun to keep saying "I can't understand you", over and over, and over.

My wife once kept them on the phone for a good 5 minutes telling him that her windows ARE closed and we don't need new windows. I think the poor bastard was babbling to himself by the time he hung up.

 

[Cranky]

Kept one moron on the phone for probably 15 minutes saying I'm having a lot of trouble with my phone and on and on. Told one guy if we get cut off to call me back. He called back 3 times after hanging up on him in mid sentence.....

 

[Ranger16]

I think we have a winner.