Without saying your age,Say something a young person wouldn’t understand

[ACME A12]

Overseas operator please.

Please deposit $.50 for the next two minutes.

That page in the phone book is ripped out.



~Literally ANYTHING phone-related that does not pertain to a cell phone.~
Apparently eldubb440 and I were thinking along the same lines but he types faster than I do...

 

[65Bel]

It's Howdy Doody Time!

Heeeeer's Johnny!

Hi-Yo, Silver!

 

[69 GeeTeeX]

Credit Card Machine / Carbon Copy

 

[Skytrooper]

Boone's Farm, Carling Black Label, Doolie & Schultz..

 

[chtampa]

Love makes sex better.

 

[slepr1]

donkey punch

 

[440 4 speed]

Shank`s pony

 

[69 GeeTeeX]

Boone's Farm, Carling Black Label, Doolie & Schultz..

And Party Balls

 

[Skytrooper]

Make love , not war, Peace

 

[beanhead]

I spilled pop on my trousers in the phone booth!

 

[Cranky]

Simon Says.....

 

[Moms68]

I need to set my points!

 

[eldubb440]

I need to set my points!

after you file them

 

[Darter6]

~Literally ANYTHING phone-related that does not pertain to a cell phone.~

Remember the song "Here's a quarter,call someone who cares" I remember when it was a dime.

 

[Roadcuda]

phone Party line.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

 

[oldbee]

“ the high beams are on “

 

[Badvert65]

Hey Moe! Hey Moe!
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk
Gnaa-a-aaaa

 

[Wojo68]

Adjust the horizontal hold.

Now that, I haven’t heard in 45 yrs! Christ, did I really just say that?

 

[BeepBeepRR]

Smack to the back of the head.. Go change the channel.
Smack to the back of the head.. Go outside and rotate the antenna
Smack to the back of the head.. Shine the flashlight right here.