waroc
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:headbang: this guy has an accident and loses one of his arms. He becomes very depressed because he really loves to play golf.
One day, while in deep despair, he decides to kill himself, so he finds the tallest building in town, takes the elevator to the top and climbs out on the ledge.
While out on the ledge, he looks down and sees this man skipping along whooping it up and kicking up his heels.
Continuing to watch the man he sees the man has no arms at all.
Thinking to himself he thought.... Why am i up here, trying to kill myself. I still have one good arm to do things with.. that man has no arms at all.and he looks very happy.
So the one arm man gets off the ledge and hurries downstairs. He catches up with the no arm man." Sir " he says " i just wanted you to know... I was about to kill myself because i lost one of my arms in an accident. I felt totally useless, but i look at you, you have no arms and you look like your very happy"
The no arm man looks at him and begins again to skip along, whooping it up and kicking up his heels.
Again, the one arm man catches up with the no arm man and says " why are you so happy ?".
" I'm NOT happy...... My balls itch and i can't do a damn thing about it......:3gears:
One day, while in deep despair, he decides to kill himself, so he finds the tallest building in town, takes the elevator to the top and climbs out on the ledge.
While out on the ledge, he looks down and sees this man skipping along whooping it up and kicking up his heels.
Continuing to watch the man he sees the man has no arms at all.
Thinking to himself he thought.... Why am i up here, trying to kill myself. I still have one good arm to do things with.. that man has no arms at all.and he looks very happy.
So the one arm man gets off the ledge and hurries downstairs. He catches up with the no arm man." Sir " he says " i just wanted you to know... I was about to kill myself because i lost one of my arms in an accident. I felt totally useless, but i look at you, you have no arms and you look like your very happy"
The no arm man looks at him and begins again to skip along, whooping it up and kicking up his heels.
Again, the one arm man catches up with the no arm man and says " why are you so happy ?".
" I'm NOT happy...... My balls itch and i can't do a damn thing about it......:3gears:
