WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF HISTORY

[Ranger16]

1. STORMY DANIELS

2. O. J. SIMPSON

3. TED KENNEDY

4. BILL CLINTON



WHY, YOU ASK

1. STORMY IS A HOOKER

2. O. J. IS A SLICER

3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND

4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST

 

[YY1]

ha

 

[69a100]

I remember it being Heidi Flice[sp?], Lorraine Bobbitt, Ted Kennedy, and Greg Louganis cause he doesn't know what hole to play! And Ted drives into the water.

 

[Ranger16]

I guess you could also swap find a place for Bruce Jenner somewhere. He/she/it don't know which hole to play either.

 

[kiwigtx]

Does O.J. use a glove?

 

[GetX'd]

Does O.J. use a glove?

He can’t get it to fit....

 

[69a100]

I guess you could also swap find a place for Bruce Jenner somewhere. He/she/it don't know which hole to play either.

Probably more like, it doesn't even know what hole it is?

 

[Cornpatch MO]

He can’t get it to fit....

I never could buy that glove doesn't fit B.S. You get a leather glove soaked in blood, when it dries it shrinks and gets so stiff--no wonder he couldn't get HIS glove back on !!!!..............................MO

 

[kiwigtx]

I hear that Stormy Daniels spends a lot of time with the 'sandtrap' open for business.

Can't say for sure....haven't played the back nine yet.