What is Celibacy?

[69 Runner]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, 'WHOLE WHEAT-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy.........

 

[Al K]

LMAO!!! (Where's that emoticon?!)

...And we wonder why the female of the species outlives us...

 

[Redpolara]

I took an involuntary vow of celibacy when.......my blowup doll ran off with a pool toy.

 

[moparstuart]

Lol

 

[Satellite65]

LMAO!!! (Where's that emoticon?!)

...And we wonder why the female of the species outlives us...

You wanna know the real reason why husbands die first?


Because they want to.

 

[scotts74birds]

I'm down to "hall-way" sex now with the wife. We walk past each-other and say "f@#$ you"!

 

[Al K]

I'm down to "hall-way" sex now with the wife. We walk past each-other and say "f@#$ you"!

Sounds like the end of my second marriage...

 

[Cranky]

I'd get a divorce from my 2nd wife if I knew she'd leave.....

 

[erslageorge]

Celibacy is defined as the lifestyle of someone who is voluntarily abstaining from all sexual activities, remaining without any sexual or romantic partner, and unmarried, all of his or her life.
Celibacy is defined both historically and currently as being in a freely chosen state of active sexual abstinence.

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[69 Runner]

you for real?

 

[moparstuart]

you for real?

lol

 

[AdamR]

LOL, I saw that yesterday and thought it was pretty funny so I left it.

 

[MarPar]

was that peggy again??? lol

 

[69 Runner]

I think so

 

[Revhendo]

Ah hell, I thought it was something you ate with peanut butter.

 

[69 Runner]

Ah hell, I thought it was something you ate with peanut butter.

stringy, green, shaped like a canoe?

 

[Revhendo]

stringy, green, shaped like a canoe?

C'mon, you had to drag my ex-wife into this?

 

[moparstuart]

C'mon, you had to drag my ex-wife into this?

LOL :worthless_thread:

 

[Revhendo]

LOL :worthless_thread:

Cryptozoologists have been trying to capture her on film for years. Apparently she is more elusive than a yeti.

 

[Al K]

Cryptozoologists have been trying to capture her on film for years. Apparently she is more elusive than a yeti.

Ah,one must seek the elusive beasts in their natural habitat-like shoe stores,malls,and beauty(?) salons. Not sure if bait piles(credit cards,cash,bling,more cash) are legal.