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A taxidermist walks into a bar

Ron 73

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A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Minnesota .”

The bartender says, “What do you do in Minnesota?”

The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”

“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
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I just lost it! I have numerous friends on a vintage snowmobile site that happen to be from,ta-da!-Minnesota. Please allow me to copy and paste this over there so I can razz these yahoos.
 
I just lost it! I have numerous friends on a vintage snowmobile site that happen to be from,ta-da!-Minnesota. Please allow me to copy and paste this over there so I can razz these yahoos.

Help yourself, I know what ya mean all my wife's family is from West BY GOD Virgina. I asked them once in a bar back in the old days, I said im getting tired about hearing of west Virgina, I asked them if its so great there (ive been there) Then why in the heck are ya all up here?, they simply said, "WELFARE". Ron

Thats the truth, although they were kidding. I will say this, I love it there, It truly is beautiful country! Good friendly folks, I wouldn't mind living there myself..
 
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Minnesota .”

The bartender says, “What do you do in Minnesota?”

The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”

“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
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Thats a good 1 Ron
 

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