Women...

[Statiik82]

If this has already been posted. whoops.

So how come its fine when a wife spends $3000 on a boob job, $1500 on a nose job. But the husband can't spend $30 on a Blow Job!

 

[74Satellite]

Or why can the wife spend $10,000 on a vacation for the family but I cant spend $1500 for a damn air compressor for the shop?

 

[yellowdartdave]

SIMPLE ANSWER !!!!

It's because you don't have one of these.................................

 

[74Satellite]

I GOTTA get me one of those!!!!

 

[yellowdartdave]

Getting one is easy.

Getting it to work is the hard part.

 

[sawdoff]

3000 for a boob job...is that just one

 

[Statiik82]

sorry, being a dude I have never priced them....

 

[BuiltPoly318]

My ex had them done before I met her ... ten grand! She needed a fixer upper after about ten years, another eight grand. She tried to get me to pitch in. HA freaking HA!

To be honest, they weren't that fun to play with, not like you'd think. I'd never spend that kind of coin on boobs - especially when a 70 B body in nice shape costs less!!


Did you ever hear the one where the woman says she needs $80/month for cosmetics and tells her hubby that he wastes too much money on beer? The husband asks why she needs the $80 and she says, "I want to look good for you", and he said, "beer does the same thing you know".

He slept on the couch for a month.

 

[yellowdartdave]

The husband asks why she needs the $80 and she says, "I want to look good for you", and he said, "beer does the same thing you know".

He slept on the couch for a month.

Yep, them beer glasses work pretty good...for a few hours.

 

[snakeoil24]

i think that is for one nipple

 

[snakeoil24]

boob job

sorry, being a dude I have never priced them....

Dont worry none of us have, they just stick the bill in your face!

 

[YY1]

Most women that "need" breast augmentation have much larger (psycological) issues than simply boob size, which is a "non-issue" in my book.

...and you're right about the fun factor. It's OK if you like squeezing a navel orage inside a zip lock bag.

Shopping for a woman needs to be done with as much care a shopping for a classic car.
Don't be fooled by a pretty paint job on top of hidden issues.

Unfortunately you can find physical evidence much easier on a car, than fereting out mental evidence on a woman, although most of the issues brought up in this thread are prime examples of a defective specimen.

...and just like a good deal on a solid car...they are "still out there", just harder to find.

 

[RustyRatRod]

Simple solution. Find a gal with big hooters already.