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[shag766]

i never went to bed with an ugly one

but i have woke up with a couple

here's $50.00 bucks, you drink me pretty

 

[Deleted member 214]

I think Willie Nelson had a song with a line:

I went home last night at 2 with a "10"
and woke up at 10 with a "2"

 

[scotts74birds]

If you never nailed a fat chick....You are either a liar, or you dont drink!

 

[sicksatellite]

hahaha...everyone's been known to bonk the beast once in a while...lol
every time someone brings up the nasty chick conversation, everyone has at least 1 that instantly comes to mind!!..hahahha

 

[scotts74birds]

In the Army, years ago, whenever we went to summer training, the troop who nailed the biggest girl from town was given the "Sergeant Majors Beeffalo Award"! We now know that women from Northern Michigan were used to make the molds for the old John Deere tractor seats!

 

[Finallygotmine]

In the Army, years ago, whenever we went to summer training, the troop who nailed the biggest girl from town was given the "Sergeant Majors Beeffalo Award"! We now know that women from Northern Michigan were used to make the molds for the old John Deere tractor seats!

You got that right!!!!!!! I'm stuck here and single.