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Now I know for sure something is extremely wrong with the justice system. M.

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> Stella Awards
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> It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar
> with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who
> spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in
> New Mexico , where she purchased coffee.. You remember, she took the
> lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving.
> Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's
> right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts
> in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.
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> Here are the Stella's for the past year:
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> * SEVENTH PLACE *
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> Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of
> her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was
> running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably
> surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
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> Start scratching!
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> * SIXTH PLACE *
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> Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical
> expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.
> Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the
> car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
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> Scratch some more....
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> * FIFTH PLACE *
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> Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house
> he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for
> Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could
> not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house
> because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut.
> Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case
> of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's
> insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury
> said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish.
> We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching. There are more...
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> Double hand scratching after this one..
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> * FOURTH PLACE *
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> Jerry Williams, (not related to Bob) of Little Rock, Arkansas,
> garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus
> medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door
> neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its
> owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for
> because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the
> time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
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> Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..
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> * THIRD PLACE *
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> Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a
> Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a
> spilled soft drink and broke her tail bone. The reason the soft drink
> was on the
> floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier
> during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for
> their own actions?
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> Only two more so ease up on the scratching....
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> *SECOND PLACE*
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> Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a
> nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor,
> knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to
> sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover
> charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000.....oh,
> yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. Ok. Here we go!!
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> * FIRST PLACE *
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> This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv
> Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased a new 32-foot
> Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football
> game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at
> 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the
> Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home
> left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs.
> Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that
> she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control
> was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
> $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their
> manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any
> relatives who might also buy a motor home.
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> Are we, as a society, getting more stupid?
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To answer your last question...YES!!!:yes::yes::yes:

Sometimes,one can provide a strong case(or seven) for involuntary sterilization. Interesting diversity of geographic locations;proof that "dumb" does not discriminate or is located only in certain areas.

No one from Michigan made the list;hmmm,we've got enough dummies around here,so it's surprising. C'mon you boneheads,try harder!:buttkick::buttkick::buttkick:
 
Definately YES, to the last question. Generations ago these idiots would have succumbed to Darwins theory of evolution, the strongest survive, but now we cultivate them and assist them in not only staying alive but we allow (and encourage) them to breed!

The Human Race, slowly extinguishing itself by corruption of the gene pool.
 
It really is a sad state of affairs!
liberalism at it's best.
it's always someone else fault
 
Here in calif we have over 750 people on death row....A little over 40% of those are illegal imigrants...What we need to do is burn one scumbag and one lawyer everyday of the week...Sumbag and lawyer is almost the same thing..Hey maybe two of each after every nascar race...Abe Lincoln once said,the day lawyers run our country will also be the day they ruin it!!!!
 
Why is it only the "good" folks I know that are infertile? While the idiots can breed like bunnies?
 
I'm not.
Believe me, we do have plenty of knot heads here. I see them daily on the road.
 
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