Cargo Plane Vs. Fighter

[qiutong]

[A military cargo plane is being escorted by an F-16 fighter. As they cruise along, the fighter jock is poking fun at the cargo pilots because they are burdened with flying these heavy, unresponsive, utilitarian airplanes. He comments, "You poor guys are destined to fly your boring careers in that 'lead sled' when us fighter guys can do this..." as he executes a series of aileron rolls and pulls the jet up into a loop and then retakes his position beside the big plane.


The cargo pilot replies, "Well, that was very impressive, but flying these big planes isn't all bad,...I'll bet you fighter guys can't do this."


The big plane continues to lumber along in straight and level cruise.


After a few minutes pass, the fighter pilot says, "Well,...are you gonna do it?"


The cargo pilot answers, "I just did...I got up, stretched my legs, took a piss and got a cup of coffee."]

 

[MoparMitch]

Niiice!!

 

[RustyRatRod]

And he shouldda stayed gone a little longer so he couldda added "and I also just made love to my beautiful female red headed copilot"

 

[NJRR]

My nephew flies refueling tankers in the military. Need BIG balls to do that. Imagine filling up your Roadrunner on the highway from a fuel truck at 90 mph !!!! I wouldn't wanna be the one driving that truck!!! One little spark and......MAGE:

 

[Photon440]

Cargo pilot should have said "do this"...and shut down two engines.

 

[scotts74birds]

"Watch this, I'm gonna fly 1000 miles. What about you?"

 

[tallhair]

My nephew flies refueling tankers in the military. Need BIG balls to do that. Imagine filling up your Roadrunner on the highway from a fuel truck at 90 mph !!!! I wouldn't wanna be the one driving that truck!!! One little spark and......MAGE:

My son climbs into those tanks and does **** .. don't know exactly what but he inspects, cleans, fixes em' etc. I would never fit into those holes in the wing to access the tanks or even want to be in there doing anything much less have to back back out ... man those access holes are small. I respect everyone from the pilots and crew to the guys and gals who maintain them ... 126th ARW at Scott AFB, IL

 

[NJRR]

X2

My son climbs into those tanks and does **** .. don't know exactly what but he inspects, cleans, fixes em' etc. I would never fit into those holes in the wing to access the tanks or even want to be in there doing anything much less have to back back out ... man those access holes are small. I respect everyone from the pilots and crew to the guys and gals who maintain them ... 126th ARW at Scott AFB, IL