Who did I miss???

[Meep-Meep]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

 

[krowbar]

Biden

 

[67 B-body]

I actually had a real audit one time with a similar circumstance. While on the phone, they asked me to prove that my daughter (then over 1 year old) had the same address as me.... I asked what all would prove this, and they gave me a long list of items needed to prove her residence / existence! I told the guy " How about you just come over and have dinner with us and you can see first hand that she lives with her family in a house!"

 

[Budnicks]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

:iamwithstupid: that's too funny Meeps...

 

[moparmarkk]

how about the fuel for the c-130?

 

[snakeyes]

:headbang::rolling::rolling::headbang:

 

[george68hemirr]

Good one

 

[Redhorse719]

:shruggy: Donno seems like you covered all our dependents, except maybe Big Oil.

 

[Dennis H]

Big oil fuels my cars. I love big oil. And Exec Jets. You know, the things that make our economy spin? And create jobs.