A Real Woman

[paladin06]

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of whiskey.
It's whiskey that does all that ****.
Never mind.

 

[george68hemirr]

:headbang::headbang:

 

[badmopar67]

good one

 

[Redhorse719]

:rolling:

 

[Cranky]

It does all of that until the wife comes in and breaks the bottle!!

 

[snakeoil24]

A wife does these things? I re read each 3 times and my wife did not qualify. Should I trade her for another car?

 

[Lowhound]

I thought you were referring to a dog.

 

[Budnicks]

good one, yeah paladin06, that's pretty much right...LOL...

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I thought you were referring to a dog.

I hope your dog doesn't make you feel sexy, seductive...LOL... the rest I would agree with

 

[snakeoil24]

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of whiskey.
It's whiskey that does all that ****.
Never mind.

Palladin i think your drinking bad whisky. Your better off going back to wacken the talley wacker!