Hillbilly striptease

[Pistol Pete]

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow
and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by
the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips,
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he
tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..

"But me 'n the wife be

 

[Runner 68]

Uhhhmmm, PA Humor?
A complete punch line is typically good unless I'm dumber than a box of rocks.
Somebody clue me in.

 

[khryslerkid]

I'm sure the rest of it isn't there. Proofread!

 

[satman72]

I guess ya had to be there!
I'm missing something????

 

[MarPar]

me and the wife be WHAT???

damn it Pete! finish it off!! lol

 

[ZR9B]

But me’n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”

 

[mike71ssp]

I gots 3 sexy tractors,one ugly wife, 3 inbread kids,and bull dyke sister.. TOSS UR IN DAH WATER,SHE WON'T DROWN...View attachment 216054

 

[super-bee_ski]

Is that real?
Let me re-phrase that,
Is she REAL?

 

[Runner 68]

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow
and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by
the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips,
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he
tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..

"But me 'n the wife be

Maybe he was laughing so hard while writing it he had a heart attack and fell out of his chair. Hopefully he's not in the hospital right now.