Prostate Exam

[kiwigtx]

You just need more practice!

........or a re-check :tongueflap: :rolling:


...Moparsmitty - that was a great reply :rolling:

 

[Mogre]

Dr. said to me after he finished "Aren't you glad it wasn't my thumb?"

 

[Roger63]

The funniest things in life are usually true. Im glad you guys got the balls to post it on here. I had a rectul thrombosis and went get it lanced and drained and my Dr says ok get ready your feel a little prick. Now I never miss an opportunity so I reply, really your gonna admit to that. That was the most painful procedure I have ever endured.

 

[kb67mopar]

The funniest things in life are usually true. Im glad you guys got the balls to post it on here. I had a rectul thrombosis and went get it lanced and drained and my Dr says ok get ready your feel a little prick. Now I never miss an opportunity so I reply, really your gonna admit to that. That was the most painful procedure I have ever endured.

LMAO....you really asked for it there eh....not wise but hilarious

 

[kiwigtx]

The funniest things in life are usually true. Im glad you guys got the balls to post it on here. .............

Things like that happen to me all the time. Without wanting to sound all "This one time, at Band Camp...."

Back in 1992, while living in England, I had the need to visit my Dr for a Tetanus Booster shot. I arrived at the Surgery and was told the senior Nurse would see me around in the back room. I went in and all she said was "You get yourself ready, and I'll get the needle"
So I thought OK, took off my trousers and underwear and bent over the side of the stretcher bed face first. Well, a couple of very long minutes pass, and she turns around to see me naked and with the tackle swinging in the breeze.
She said in a very stern and firm voice "Mr La***, we give Tetanus shots in the arm these days!! Put your pants back on."

To which I dutifully obliged. So I took my shirt off and she came running at me from the other side of the room and punched that blasted needle so hard into my arm that I had a bruise for a week. I guess she won that time. True story - and it was the same Surgery that all my wife's workmates used, so word got out about the incident very fast. :laughing1:

 

[Cranky]

Oh man, this stuff is way funny!! I lost a decent female doctor when I commented to her just as she stuck her finger in with an "oh yeah baby" and well, after that, my next visit left me in the waiting room for an hour and a half. I got the message after asking what's going on a couple of times and the assistants telling me it was a busy day. I finally walked out.

 

[Roger63]

Cranky are you trying to say there was no dinner date after

 

[Fast Freddie]

I looked my doc straight in the eyes after it was over and asked "Does this mean we're going steady?". Without blinking he replied "Hey, no strings, ok?" I guess he's heard 'em all by now......