English translation wanted...

[HT413]

One of the gym teachers (Coach D) has this posted on the wall in his office. Best parent letter ever... Can anyone lend their translation services?

 

[mmissile]

Government education.

 

[Badvert65]

Destined to be a manager somewhere.

 

[dual fours]

I bet she's still trying to figure out how to apply for the Spell Check.

 

[747mopar]

Wow, I'm no grammer expert but that's bad.... I'd be to ashamed to make that public!

 

[MarPar]

Gubment edumicashion.

fixed it for ya...

 

[HT413]

After a year and a half, I still don't know what exactly is going on. So, as far as I can tell we have the following facts:

Staysee was absent.
Coach D is da best at life.
the writer had to babysit in the morning
Staysee be mad chill
Staysee miss Coach D "for having health class with him"

This may or may not be true:
Staysee also had to babysit (someone named Noahh)
While baby sitting, Staysee had to read the bilb (Bible?) and eat an appel.
Coach D is also about to go eat an appel (though how the writer knows this, I can't be sure).



God Bless America

 

[Rick@Laysons]

Sigh.........

....and they give these people driver's licenses.

God help us all....

 

[MarPar]

Sigh.........

....and they give these people driver's licenses.

God help us all....

and voter's cards...

 

[HT413]

And welfare.

 

[Budnicks]

Government education.

Yep
Ebonics & Phonics maybe too

 

[super-bee_ski]

That is how they speak here in South Central Los Angeles, CA

 

[Budnicks]

"Gubment Edmuicashion"
Great work Dept. of Education & the Inner-Shity's Public Schools,
Liberal Voters Indoctrination Centers/Baby Sitters...

fixed it for ya...

That's more like it...LOL

 

[mopar 3 B]

Some even somehow manage to get diplomas. When communities demand there kids be educated things will get better. But unfortunately without discipline there will never be proper education.

 

[Budnicks]

That is how they speak here in South Central Los Angeles, CA

Same in NorCal Progressive inner-shity's
Pittsburg, Oakland, Richmond, Berkeley, El Cerrito, El Sobrante, etc. etc. etc.

 

[lewtot184]

Sigh.........

....and they give these people driver's licenses.

God help us all....

worse yet, they let them vote!

 

[HT413]

Some even somehow manage to get diplomas.

Last year, my school district had a big meeting where they said they'd finally stop promoting the failing students. Been doing that for decades, "eh, they'll catch up".

 

[conv67bdere]

One of the gym teachers (Coach D) has this posted on the wall in his office. Best parent letter ever... Can anyone lend their translation services?

To the best of my ability it says . . .

"Would you like fries with that ?" is very likely something they will use in their future . . .

 

[HT413]

To the best of my ability it says . . .

"Would you like fries wit dat ?"

I fixed it for ya.

 

[Riverdawg]

I agree with a lot of the about comments. The letter hits me as being written by a foreigner. For some reason the company I work for seems to be under the impression that India is where we need to be recruiting programming staff to code our software systems. Most of them are hard to understand. A few of the men have a definite issue with the female associates in management positions or senior systems level positions. It's been a pain in the butt for me.