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A massive jet plane crashed on a farm that is located in rural Kentucky, and it was believed to have been Air Force One. The locals were in a state of panic and the sheriff departments were quickly deployed to the crash site.
When they arrived at the farm, the plane was in total destruction, only a burning hull remained in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriffs department went into the mess to see if they could find any remains, but none were to be found. A local man was to be seen moving his field a while away and the sheriffs went and inquired about what happened.
“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
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“Yep. Sure did,” said the farmer a she turned off the engine.
“Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?”
“Yep.”
“Were there any survivors?” “
“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out,” the farmer replied. “I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“President Obama is dead?” the sheriff questioned.
“Well,” said the farmer as he restarted his engine, “He kept a-saying he wasn’t, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies.”
When they arrived at the farm, the plane was in total destruction, only a burning hull remained in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriffs department went into the mess to see if they could find any remains, but none were to be found. A local man was to be seen moving his field a while away and the sheriffs went and inquired about what happened.
“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
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“Yep. Sure did,” said the farmer a she turned off the engine.
“Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?”
“Yep.”
“Were there any survivors?” “
“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out,” the farmer replied. “I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“President Obama is dead?” the sheriff questioned.
“Well,” said the farmer as he restarted his engine, “He kept a-saying he wasn’t, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies.”
