Dating on the internet

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Darthomas]

Honesty is the best policy.
(Waves 2 loaves of Ciabbata bread)
At least he didn't ask her what was so gassy. That's a point of politeness.

 

[cryplydog]

I never fart in the store.

 

[MarPar]

at least he didnt get crop dusted...

 

[Mike67]

Sourdough would have been more appropriate..

 

[Budnicks]

Internet dating = Losers {snowflakes}
that can't find a date {an actual woman} out in the real world
get off the damn computer or cellphone & actually talk to them...

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[GetX'd]

Farting in the deli section is the worst. You're looking for some fresh take home cooked food the aroma wafting thru the deli.... then someone blows a gasser. Time to move on......

 

[kiwigtx]

I fart everywhere....louder the better.

The guys at work get really pissed when I get them trapped in a corner and let one fly....or when we're working really hard, sweating like rapists and breathing deep....then a good fart seems more appropriate - don't want to waste them.

 

[Budnicks]

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they need to post one of these

 

[kiwigtx]

 

[kiwigtx]

Farts ARE funny.

 

[Budnicks]

It's time

 

[Darthomas]

In printing press installations, there are many moments of semi- immobilization.
You are in in place where you cannot get out rightaway, because you are upside down in a weird angle.
So guys would eat awful gassy foods at lunch and see who could make the most awful stench to "get" someone else.
Mostly biker dudes found this funny.

 

[Darthomas]

I fart everywhere....louder the better.

The guys at work get really pissed when I get them trapped in a corner and let one fly....or when we're working really hard, sweating like rapists and breathing deep....then a good fart seems more appropriate - don't want to waste them.

How in the world do you see yourself as a Kiwi when you say such 'Strine things?

 

[Darthomas]

How in the world do you see yourself as a Kiwi when you say such 'Strine things?

Kiwis are a step above.
I know the difference, don't you forget it.

 

[kiwigtx]

Kiwis are a step above.
I know the difference, don't you forget it.

Are you talking to yourself again???

 

[BeeKool]

Was it Cia battalion bread or sourdough?

I get the whole online hookup thing. Sometimes it's fun to bang anonymous women. If their fat your friends don't find out. They are frequently, the picture they post is an old one or one of a friend. When you get there you think what the hell, especially if she's buying you drinks.

I don't understand the missed connections on CL though. Does this guy think she will be looking for him or what?

 

[bobtile]

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[Runner 68]

Farts ARE funny.

Especially a bunch of old farts sitting around talking about farts.
Highlight of my day when I let a big one fly. I have been known to chase dogs out of the room with a good one.