was that at the same time that the phrase "will the last person to leave NZ please turn out the light " was coined 
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I don't like you any more.was that at the same time that the phrase "will the last person to leave NZ please turn out the light " was coined
Darthomas
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Farts.. they're not just for breakfast anymore...
True enough. I come from a long line of farters.
It's in our DNA apparently. I didn't realise Vikings farted this much. 
Ok. I'll ask.
"Who farted"?
"Who farted"?
Time to bring a little classic literacy culture to this low brow thread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Summoner's_Tale
The friar readily agreed, and put his hand down behind Thomas’ back, groping round – and Thomas let out a fart louder than a horse could make. The friar became immediately angry, and promised to repay Thomas for his fart, but, before he could, the servants of the house chased the friar out.
The enraged friar found the lord of the village and told him of the embarrassment he suffered, angrily wondering how he was supposed to divide a fart into twelve. The lord’s squire spoke up with a suggestion, in return for a “gowne-clooth” from his master: take a cartwheel, and tell each of twelve friars to lay his nose at the end of a spoke. Then the friar of the tale could sit in the centre of the wheel and fart, and each of the spokes would carry the smell along to the rim – and therefore, divide it up between each of the friars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Summoner's_Tale
The friar readily agreed, and put his hand down behind Thomas’ back, groping round – and Thomas let out a fart louder than a horse could make. The friar became immediately angry, and promised to repay Thomas for his fart, but, before he could, the servants of the house chased the friar out.
The enraged friar found the lord of the village and told him of the embarrassment he suffered, angrily wondering how he was supposed to divide a fart into twelve. The lord’s squire spoke up with a suggestion, in return for a “gowne-clooth” from his master: take a cartwheel, and tell each of twelve friars to lay his nose at the end of a spoke. Then the friar of the tale could sit in the centre of the wheel and fart, and each of the spokes would carry the smell along to the rim – and therefore, divide it up between each of the friars.
Darthomas
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Hmmmm. That is inspiring literature for sure, but also discomforting.
Has anyone heard the early 70s recording of the "contest" between Lord Windismere and Paul Boomer?
Has anyone heard the early 70s recording of the "contest" between Lord Windismere and Paul Boomer?
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whoever smelt it, dealt it...
Well, I learned something new today. I learned how to divide a fart. My day is complete!Time to bring a little classic literacy culture to this low brow thread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Summoner's_Tale
The friar readily agreed, and put his hand down behind Thomas’ back, groping round – and Thomas let out a fart louder than a horse could make. The friar became immediately angry, and promised to repay Thomas for his fart, but, before he could, the servants of the house chased the friar out.
The enraged friar found the lord of the village and told him of the embarrassment he suffered, angrily wondering how he was supposed to divide a fart into twelve. The lord’s squire spoke up with a suggestion, in return for a “gowne-clooth” from his master: take a cartwheel, and tell each of twelve friars to lay his nose at the end of a spoke. Then the friar of the tale could sit in the centre of the wheel and fart, and each of the spokes would carry the smell along to the rim – and therefore, divide it up between each of the friars.
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I usually blame the dog(s). My wife knows better.
I was in the Arizona Museum of Natural History yesterday, couldn't help it. Thought I **** my pants. My gal was embarrassed , I couldn't stop. I let one rip right before a group of Asians came walking by. They started fast talking in whatever language, and briskly kept walking. I thought it was funny, my girl, not so much.
I was in the Arizona Museum of Natural History yesterday, couldn't help it. Thought I **** my pants. My gal was embarrassed , I couldn't stop. I let one rip right before a group of Asians came walking by. They started fast talking in whatever language, and briskly kept walking. I thought it was funny, my girl, not so much.
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Whoever denied it, supplied it.
An old saying here is; "A dirty dog smells his own fart first"
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An old saying here is; "A dirty dog smells his own fart first"
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That's why you have to feign ignorance and just walk away if possible. If you bring it up you must have leaked it. The silent ones are the most deadly. Jack Nickelson said one of the things you learn later in life is to never trust a fart.....
Sonny Black
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So Sonny had this really Hot looking client at work...I was trying to act like THE Italian Stallion that I am so........she told this funny joke,----> I laughed so hard I farted!...end of story and the act.
Well I thought it was funny!....Not at the time.
Well I thought it was funny!....Not at the time.
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