Texas man who committed 'deviant' sex acts with veggies gets life in prison

[themechanic]

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/cri...d-deviant-sex-acts-veggies-gets-life-sentence

 

[Beekeeper]

kookoo!

 

[69a100]

Definitely a mental case, should be in a institution and not prison.
I'd love to see the charge on the veggies, what? Deviate sexual assault on a carrot or cucumber? Too much!

 

[Cranky]

"Charles Robert Ransier, 56, of New Braunfels was sentenced Wednesday to life in prison on charges of tampering with evidence and drug possession." Maybe the 'veggies' were human?

 

[themechanic]

LGBTQ and V?

 

[GetX'd]

LGBTQ and V?

That's a good one. Pretty soon we're going to use up the whole alphabet.

 

[themechanic]

P for palm?

 

[themechanic]

Definitely a mental case, should be in a institution and not prison.
I'd love to see the charge on the veggies, what? Deviate sexual assault on a carrot or cucumber? Too much!

What was that Cheech & Chong skit about a guy in court pleading insanity?

 

[mopar 3 B]

He should have been using fruits?

 

[69a100]

What was that Cheech & Chong skit about a guy in court pleading insanity?

 

[themechanic]

"Bailiff, whack his pee-pee."