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THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
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It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack
you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked out their predecessors.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within
The price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.

One of a pair of identical twins is always born evil.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to
cut. You will always choose the right one.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communications system of any invading alien society.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down
three days before their retirement.

During all police investigations, it will be
necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets
that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist
level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least
one stick of French bread.

In war it is impossible to die unless you make the mistake of
showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
 
...and whoever is shooting at you can expend 1000 rounds of ammunition, and only hope to hit you once, and only in the arm, whereas you can make single shot kills all day long, firing up to 30 rounds from a 6 round clip.
 
THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
------------------------------------------------------------------------

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack
you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked out their predecessors.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within
The price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.

One of a pair of identical twins is always born evil.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to
cut. You will always choose the right one.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communications system of any invading alien society.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down
three days before their retirement.

During all police investigations, it will be
necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets
that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist
level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least
one stick of French bread.

In war it is impossible to die unless you make the mistake of
showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Don't forget a large bunch of celery. Never thought about that. Wife brought product placement to my attention .
 
<< WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!>>

IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE, DO NOT
DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will destroy your ENTIRE
CITY!

The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories tall.
It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be abandoned. DO
NOT let it through the gates! It contains a crowd of heavily armed Greek
warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town, and kill your
women and children. If you have already received such a gift, DO NOT OPEN
IT!
Take it back out of the city unopened and set fire to it by the beach.

<<FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! >>
 
...but a large wooden badger is totally legit.
 
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