Ranger16
Well-Known Member
Three guys went on a month long fishing trip deep in the Canadian wilderness. After the first week, one guy was getting a little ***** and asked their guide if there where any hookers available. The guide said "No women anywhere closer than 100 miles from here, but you can have Injun Joe for $5". "No, no, no", he said, "I don't do that ****".
After the second week, they guy was getting really backed up and again asked the guide if he was sure that there where no women available.
Again the guide said "No women anywhere closer than 100 miles from here, but you can have Injun Joe for $5", and again the response was "No, no, no, "I don't do that ****".
After the third week he could take it no longer and told the guide, "OK, let's go get Injun Joe". The guide said OK, that'll be $15. "Wait a minute" he said. "You told me it would be $5". The guide said "That's right, $5 for Injum Joe and $5 each for the two guys that have to hold him down, cause Injun Joe don't do that **** either"
After the second week, they guy was getting really backed up and again asked the guide if he was sure that there where no women available.
Again the guide said "No women anywhere closer than 100 miles from here, but you can have Injun Joe for $5", and again the response was "No, no, no, "I don't do that ****".
After the third week he could take it no longer and told the guide, "OK, let's go get Injun Joe". The guide said OK, that'll be $15. "Wait a minute" he said. "You told me it would be $5". The guide said "That's right, $5 for Injum Joe and $5 each for the two guys that have to hold him down, cause Injun Joe don't do that **** either"
