Big Block

[Auggie56]

 

[PurpleBeeper]

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Unfortunately, I've been in the 2nd situation....NO IDEA how fast I was going after the 150mph speedometer pegged. Looking back, that was DUMB on basic 112mph non-speed-rated tires, but I didn't know any better

 

[Hilljack68]

 

[PurpleBeeper]

A friend of mine has a bumper sticker that says, "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting"

 

[Hilljack68]

Best "Get-out-of-a-ticket" story I've heard (my older brother in a 78 Volare)… The cop gets to the window; my brother whips open his bi-fold wallet and speaks into it: "Quick Scotty, beam me up!" The cop laughs, and tells him to "get the hell outta here".

 

[oldbee]

Also-
“He who is without oil, shall lose the first rod.”
Compressions
8.7:1

 

[dadsbee]

I pulled over in the 'Bird on Mother's Day 2004, after leaving an airplane builders meeting late in Brampton and had promised the wife I'd be home in time to make her supper. Airport Road at about a buck 20 Imperial, came over a hill and passed the OPP on the side of the road like a speck of dust. Decided I was too old to push the pedal harder and I pulled over for him and let him catch up. First words out of his mouth were "let me see your pilots licence".. and I immediately complied. He couldn't compose himself after that, went back to his car, did a U turn and left.

 

[BIGSHCLUNK]

 

[Hilljack68]

Personally, I have the best luck with crying like a little girl, and saying "my wife's gonna kill me!" They seem to understand.